A Kiss

Carlos buys a new car. It's a very expensive car. It's a huge, blue,fast car. While driving down the street, Carlos sees a girl on a bicycle.She has long blond hair and is beautiful.
He yells to her, "What's up?"
She ignores him.
He yells, "How's it going?"
She keeps going and ignores him.
He yells, "Hey, why won't you talk to me? I want to go to dinner with you. I'll take you to an expensive restaurant."
The girl turns, gets off the bike, and looks at him. She says, "I don't want to go to dinner. But if you give me your car, I will give you a surprise."
Carlos says, "OK!" He jumps out of the car. He gives her the keys and says, "Here are the keys."
The beautiful blond takes the keys and then kisses Carlos on the cheek. Then she jumps into the car and drives away.
Carlos stands on the sidewalk. Now he has no car and no girl. He says, "That's it, just a kiss on the cheek?"
He gets on her bike and rides home.


huge: adj. very very big
What’s up: a greeting, “hello”
ignores: v. doesn’t listen to
How’s it going: a greeting,“How are you?”
keeps: v. continues
That’s it: idiom. “That is all”,there is no more, that is everything
Past Tense Verb Forms
buys: bought
is: was
driving: was driving
drive: drove
sees: saw
has: had
yells: yelled
ignores: ignored
keeps: kept
turns: turned
looks: looked
says: said
jumps: jumped
gives: gave
takes: took
kisses: kissed
drives: drove
stands: stood
gets on: got on
rides: rode

BAD CHOICE

Dear Dr. Tracy,
I am a 33 year old divorced woman with four kids. I was married for 12 years and I have been divorced for approximately 3 years.

I met my new boyfriend during my divorce. We hit it off and have been together ever since.

He is a 44 year old divorced man. When I met him he had been divorced for 2 years. Well, I met his exwife
and she seemed to be an okay person. What I found out 3 months into my relationship with him was that
he was fooling around with his ex-wife again-- who also at this time had a boyfriend of her own. I figured
that since I did not have a committed relationship with him, I had no place to say anything. The problem is
it continued further into our relationship, up to the point when I found out I was pregnant. At the same time I
found out that he and his ex-wife planned to go to his family reunion together. Of course before all of this, I
drove by his house one night and saw her car parked outside his home. The excuse I got after all of this was
that they were considering getting back together. I thought it was very funny that as soon as she met me, she
found interest in him again.
I guess my issue is the fact that now I am still in this relationship. I have brought a child into this nonsense
and I hate the fact that he keeps in contact with her. My boyfriend has taken responsibility for her son from a
previous relationship. His excuse for having so much contact with his ex-wife is because of that boy. I know
this is not true but I have no real proof otherwise. I have also dealt with him taking women to hotels and my
gut tells me it was her, but he promises it was not her.
I have tried to get over all the cheating. I know that she is very close to his family and I also know that his
family does not like me because I stand up for myself. I guess the bottom line is knowing how much contact
his ex-wife has with him and the fact that he knows I can’t stand her. Am I in a weird relationship with a man
that wants to have his cake and eat it too? Or am I being paranoid and need to trust him when he says he
does not want her. I have never had so much animosity towards two people in my life. I do love this man, but
I feel like I have put myself back in an unhealthy relationship with a man that is trying to lie to me.
To be totally honest, now that I have his child I even hate the fact that he helps her son. She never has to ask
for anything regarding that boy, but I have to constantly remind him when our son needs something. He does it
for the other boy without thinking, but my son is a second thought even when I have said, “Look at your son.
He is in dire need”. I was married to a cheating man and hooked up with another cheating man. I wonder if
it’s just my bad choices in men.
Bad Choices
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